strawberrygirl

strawberrygirl:baba kis icin alisveris yapmamiz gerekiyo,bir ara konusalim
baba:ne konusucaz ki?
strawberrygirl:ya babacim ihtiyaclarim var iste yani.
baba:ne ihtiyacin var gecen kis almadik mi sanki?
strawberrygirl:bot almam lazim babacim.hem sonra mont da lazim.bikac tane kazak,pantolon falan hani...
baba:e senin botun yok mu kizim var iste almistik bir ara!!
strawberrygirl:tamam babacim hicbi ihtiyacim yok benim,her seyim var,hadi ben odama gidiyorum.
baba:yahu ne dedim ki sanki?!saygi kalmamis bunlarda!eskiden biz bi ayakkabiyi 7 sene giyerdik de babamiza soylemezdik,simdi zirt pirt alisveris ooohhh ne ala efendim bidibidibidibidibidibidibidi....

"oooeehh bi git kus yaaa" dedirten hadisedir.igrenctir.

anne meyve getirir..

-saol annecim
+hadi afiyet olsun
-anneeeeee
+efendim?
-bu kavun cok cirkin yaaa salatalik gibi eheuheu
+seda!yat artik,yoksa beyninin suyunu sikicam!
-peki...

1 numaraydik son numara olmusuz(son numara ne demekse..yarildim)

grup isimleri hakkinda soru yoneltildiginde "gunde 182 kere masturbasyon yaptigimiz icin blink 182" diyerek roportaji yapan kisiyle tassak gecen grup!

odtu deki konserlerinde ezilme tehlikesi yasadigim,tozu dumana katan seyircileri yuzunden kendilerini dogru durust goremedigim inanilmaz protest tipler iceren grup.

bigun sinemadayim ve filmin ortasinda annem ariyor israrla,2-3 kez acmadim baktim hala ariyor assagi dogru egilip actim;

-efendim annecim?
+ya seda ariyorum 10 keredir acmiyosun nerdesin yaaaaaa
-annecim sinemadayim,filmin ortasi yani..
+ah canim cok pardon,bilsem aramazdim,zaten onemli bisey degildi soyleyecegim ya iste bik bik bik bik bikbiikk babaaayy
-tamam annecim..

beden egitimi dersinden nefret eden kisiler icin paha bicilmez olan hadise.

ozellikle sevgiliyle kavga aninda bu hadisenin basa gelmesi olaya daha da berbat bir tat katacaktir.

cok nazik birisi,hos sohpet kisisi.

natalie imbruglia nin bir sarkisinin adi.hatta sozleri de sudur;

i thought i saw a man brought to life
he was warm, he came around like he was dignified
he showed me what it was to cry
well you couldn’t be that man i adored
you don’t seem to know, don’t seem to care what your heart is for
but i don’t know him anymore
there’s nothing where he used to lie
my conversation has run dry
that’s what’s going on, nothing’s fine i’m torn

i’m all out of faith, this is how i feel
i’m cold and i am shamed lying naked on the floor
illusion never changed into something real
i’m wide awake and i can see the perfect sky is torn
you’re a little late, i’m already torn

so i guess the fortune teller’s right
should have seen just what was there and not some holy light
to crawl beneath my veins and now
i don’t care, i have no luck, i don’t miss it all that much
there’s just so many things that i can’t touch, i’m torn

i’m all out of faith, this is how i feel
i’m cold and i am shamed lying naked on the floor
illusion never changed into something real
i’m wide awake and i can see the perfect sky is torn
you’re a little late, i’m already torn. torn.

there’s nothing where he used to lie
my inspiration has run dry
that’s what’s going on, nothings right, i’m torn

i’m all out of faith, this is how i feel
i’m cold and i am shamed lying naked on the floor
illusion never changed into something real
i’m wide awake and i can see the perfect sky is torn
i’m all out of faith, this is how i feel
i’m cold and i’m ashamed bound and broken on the floor
you’re a little late, i’m already torn

hayvanca bir bakis acisidir ki unlulerin yarisindan fazlasi bu zihniyetle yasamaktadir ulkemizde.

eline gitari alan her dallamanin sahile inip kizlara caldigi sarkidir.

izmir’de zengin olup da punk damari tutan insan toplulugu icin kurulan bir kluptur bu!

anlam veremedigim seylerden biri de budur.ne seversen onu dinlersin.rock seviyosan zaten gokhan ozen dinlemezsin.

bana yaptigi muzikle "ceza gibi adam hakkaten" dedirten,dinlerken iskence cektigim fakat yapi ve kisilik olarak taktir ettigim rapci.

avea nin inanilmaz ama gercek bi servisi..kontor yukleme servisi meskul olabilir mi yahu..

you know i’m not a single man
but anyway you think you can
come up to me and make a try
by saying make this a night to remember

what you said to me
what you did to me
what you wanted me to do
what you said last night
when you came up tight
what was i supposed to do

i don’t know what made you believe
my simple heart could be so weak
that i could fall for your offence
in saying make this a night to remember

what you said to me
what you did to me
what you wanted me to do
what you said last night
when you came up tight
what was i supposed to do

don’t worry, don’t worry
you know my lips are sealed

mahalle sakinlerinin ne zaman nereye gittiklerini,evlerine ne zaman donduklerini,balkonlarinda ne yaptiklarini,ne zaman cama ciktiklarini dahi takip eden kisilerdir.ornegin;

-mahmut abi 3 ekmek 1 sut ne kadardi?
-hayrola misafir mi var?
-ooehh!!

her "deerrmisiiimmm" dediklerinde kafalarini birbirine vura vura oldurmek istedigim ikisi de birbirinden tuhaf insanlar..