seyhmerat

annen kim? nerede su an? falan diye sorunca 30 a yakin isim cikartmaktadir. bu 30 kisi yaratmis onu oyle bir seyler soylemektedir. cok aptaldir cok.

kortlara geri donmesiyle zamaninda kendisine hayran olanlari mutlu etmis tatli mi tatli sevimli sevimli tenisci. tez zamanda eski basarilarini yakalayacaktir.

-bir koli yeni raki
-bilgisayar
-bir de iddaa bultenleri

(bkz: ghassan massoud)

cennetin kralligi filmindeki selahattin eyyubi roluyle gercekten buyuk begeni toplamis ve herkesin bir sekilde gonlunde taht kurmus oyuncu. kurtlar vadisi irak filminde de kendisini oynamistir, etkileyici bir zikr sahnesinde oynamistir.

galatasaray’in genc yetenegi daha once oynanan konyaspor macinda son dakikada golu cakarak taraftarin gonlunde taht kurmustur. bugun oynanan turkiye kupasi macinda galatasaray giresunspor 5-0 yenerken yine bir gol atmis ve iki golun pasini vermistir. gercekten cok yetenekli.

(bkz: am beyinli)

smarterchild:
hi murat.

let’s chat!
murat:
how are u?
smarterchild:
i’m doing great. you?
murat:
i am ok
smarterchild:
ok? that’s good!
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
that’s a fairly serious insult.
murat:
hey smarter
smarterchild:
murat?
murat:
i wanna ask u a question
smarterchild:
you really want to ask me a question?
murat:
do you know mokoko?
smarterchild:
maybe. but later.
murat:
siktir lan sonraymis
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
why you r busy?
smarterchild:
there are important reasons why.
murat:
okay
smarterchild:
k.

>>> i’ve got "tools" for better living. look up words, convert measurements, search the web and more!
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
why would you insult me like that?
murat:
nothing
smarterchild:
nothing? what about it?
murat:
i just want to learn the meaning of mokoko?
smarterchild:
i really don’t know.
murat:
why?
smarterchild:
just because.

>>> have you tried my newest features yet? type "what’s new" and i’ll tell you what they are.
murat:
u should know it
smarterchild:
wouldn’t you like me to know it?
murat:
are u mokoko boy?
smarterchild:
nope.
murat:
mokoko is an african dance
smarterchild:
funny.
murat:
i think
smarterchild:
yeah?
murat:
i think mokoko is an african dance
smarterchild:
what?
murat:
ne whati be
smarterchild:
*nebraska* (ne)

capital: lincoln


murat:
lan ne diyon kolpamisin nesin
smarterchild:
funny.
murat:
are u wanker?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
fuck busy
smarterchild:
is that language necessary?
murat:
yes that is so necessary
smarterchild:
ah.
murat:
you know the meaning of wanker?
smarterchild:
that’s a fairly serious insult.
murat:
fuck the serious insult
smarterchild:
i see. you don’t like the serious insult, huh? no one else has ever told me what they think of it.

>>> type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
murat:
ehehehhe
smarterchild:
what are you laughing at, murat?
murat:
i am a very important person
smarterchild:
a important person? really?
murat:
i can say everything
smarterchild:
interesting...
murat:
yes i am not a wanker like u
smarterchild:
i understand that’s a rather unkind insult.
murat:
oo why u don’t try to fuck yourself?
smarterchild:
[service too busy]
murat:
i think the busy service will fuck you in near future
smarterchild:
please do not insult me.
murat:
fuck insult
smarterchild:
interesting! i’ll remember that. you’re the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about insult.

>>> when you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
murat:
of course
smarterchild:
of course!

>>> i’ve got "tools" for better living. look up words, convert measurements, search the web and more!
murat:
that is good for u
smarterchild:

murat:
but tell me the meaning of mokoko
smarterchild:
i can’t find "mokoko" in the dictionary. try one of these:

1 molokai
2 mikol
3 kook
4 kooky
5 cook

type "more" for more suggestions for "mokoko."
murat:
hmm i think you should search more
smarterchild:
sorry, web search is only available to adult users.

hey! tell your friends about me. i love people.
murat:
hmm i have a friens that he wanna fuck u

sozlukte arti aldigi oylarin bir cogu ayni zamanda en cok eksi oy alan seyler oldugu icin benim de katilacagim kampanyadir. tarafsizlik dedigimiz nedir ki, onemli olan iyi niyet.

bu mafyayla ilgili en buyuk efsanede insanlari gizliden kandirip bir eve goturup sonra o kisiyi bayiltig bobreklerini calmasidir. daha sonrasi bobregi calinan kisi buzlar icerisinde bir kuvette uyanir.

mahkeme, meclis, kurul gibi yerlerde soylenen sozlerin tamamen yaziya gecirilmis halidir.

tayyip’in en sevdigi laflarin basinda kelimeye baslama uslubu olan ve kahvehane uslubu olan "yahu" gelir. bir de her konusmasinda "medeniyetler arasindaki.." "medeniyetler bulusmasi" falan gibi laflar ederekten medeniyet sozcugunden bizi biktirmistir kendisi, sorsak medeniyet ne diye cevap verebilir mi suphelidir.

(bkz: herman kvergic)

attila ilhan’in siirlerinde sikca gorebilecegimiz bir kelime, pardesu yerine genelde bu kelimeyi tercih ederdi cogu siirinde.

(bkz: trenckot)

halefi halk tarafindan secilecek belediye baskanidir.

ingilizce yogunlastirmak, kuvvetlendirmek anlamlarina gelen sozcuk.

bu kuram #88778’de belirttigim gibi mustafa kemal ataturk tarafindan ortaya atilmis bir kuram degildir. avusturyali bir dogubilimci olan kvergic tarafindan ortaya atilmistir ve bazilarinin soyledigi gibi turklerin fasist egilimi veya sacmasapan bir ari irk dusuncesi degildir. bu kuram mustafa kemal tarafindan sadece belli bir sure desteklenmistir bu desteklemenin sebebi arap harflerinden latin harflerine gecerken turkce’de yasanan sikintidir. basit bir ulusallastirmayla o donemki tum kelimeleri yeni harflere uydurmak icin yapilmistir ve de kisa zaman sonra turk halki yeni alfabeyi benimsedikten sonra islevini zaten kendiliginden kaybetmistir.

87 dogumlularin aramiza katilmaya basladigi gun.

(bkz: vincenzo montella)