amerikan ulusal futbol ligi nflnin final maçı ki super bowl oluyor kendisi,devre arasında yapılan gösteri maçıdır.
güzel iç çamaşırlı mankenler amerikan futbolu oynuyor
http://www.lingeriebowl.com/
güzel iç çamaşırlı mankenler amerikan futbolu oynuyor
http://www.lingeriebowl.com/
(bkz: sikeni severler seveni sikerler )
(bkz: rock konserinde zikir yapmak)
gösterdinde gülüyorsa harbi bir bokluk var demektir
talitleri kimileri için sıradan olsada mimikleri ve esprileri aşmış olan latin asıllı komedyen.
pablo francisco: doesn’t it suck - nice body, ugly face? doesn’t that suck? it’s like "i love spaghetti! but it’s got shit on it!
pablo francisco: doesn’t it suck - nice body, ugly face? doesn’t that suck? it’s like "i love spaghetti! but it’s got shit on it!
(bkz: mouse dan dildo yapmak)
eczaneden condom yerine viagra istediğin andır
(bkz: aç kapıyı bezirgan başı)
az daha motive edersen sıçması kaçınılmazdır.
filmin başında restaurantta yaptıkları konuşmada madonna ın like a virgin şarkısının dick lerden ibaret olduğunu savunduğu bölüm efsanedir.
mr. brown: let me tell you what ’like a virgin’ is about. it’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. the entire song. it’s a metaphor for big dicks.
mr. blonde: no, no. it’s about a girl who is very vulnerable. she’s been fucked over a few times. then she meets some guy who’s really sensitive...
mr. brown: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... time out greenbay. tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
joe: toby... who the fuck is toby? toby...
mr. brown: ’like a virgin’ is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. that’s what "true blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
mr. orange: which one is ’true blue’?
nice guy eddie: ’true blue’ was a big ass hit for madonna. i don’t even follow this tops in pops shit, and i’ve at least heard of "true blue".
mr. orange: look, asshole, i didn’t say i ain’t heard of it. all i asked was how does it go? excuse me for not being the world’s biggest madonna fan.
mr. orange: personally, i can do without her.
mr. blue: i like her early stuff. you know, ’lucky star’, ’borderline’ - but once she got into her ’papa don’t preach’ phase, i don’t know, i tuned out.
mr. brown: hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. i was saying something, what was it?
joe: oh, toby was this chinese girl, what was her last name?
mr. white: what’s that?
joe: i found this old address book in a jacket i ain’t worn in a coon’s age. what was that name?
mr. brown: what the fuck was i talking about?
mr. pink: you said ’true blue’ was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that ’like a virgin’ was a metaphor for big dicks.
mr. brown: lemme tell you what ’like a virgin’ is about. it’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, i’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
mr. blue: how many dicks is that?
mr. white: a lot.
mr. brown: then one day she meets this john holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, i mean this cat is like charles bronson in the ’great escape’, he’s digging tunnels. now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. pain. pain.
joe: chew? toby chew?
mr. brown: it hurts her. it shouldn’t hurt her, you know, her pussy should be bubble yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. it hurts just like it did the first time. you see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. hence, ’like a virgin’.
joe: wong?
mr. brown: let me tell you what ’like a virgin’ is about. it’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. the entire song. it’s a metaphor for big dicks.
mr. blonde: no, no. it’s about a girl who is very vulnerable. she’s been fucked over a few times. then she meets some guy who’s really sensitive...
mr. brown: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... time out greenbay. tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
joe: toby... who the fuck is toby? toby...
mr. brown: ’like a virgin’ is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. that’s what "true blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
mr. orange: which one is ’true blue’?
nice guy eddie: ’true blue’ was a big ass hit for madonna. i don’t even follow this tops in pops shit, and i’ve at least heard of "true blue".
mr. orange: look, asshole, i didn’t say i ain’t heard of it. all i asked was how does it go? excuse me for not being the world’s biggest madonna fan.
mr. orange: personally, i can do without her.
mr. blue: i like her early stuff. you know, ’lucky star’, ’borderline’ - but once she got into her ’papa don’t preach’ phase, i don’t know, i tuned out.
mr. brown: hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. i was saying something, what was it?
joe: oh, toby was this chinese girl, what was her last name?
mr. white: what’s that?
joe: i found this old address book in a jacket i ain’t worn in a coon’s age. what was that name?
mr. brown: what the fuck was i talking about?
mr. pink: you said ’true blue’ was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that ’like a virgin’ was a metaphor for big dicks.
mr. brown: lemme tell you what ’like a virgin’ is about. it’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, i’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
mr. blue: how many dicks is that?
mr. white: a lot.
mr. brown: then one day she meets this john holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, i mean this cat is like charles bronson in the ’great escape’, he’s digging tunnels. now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. pain. pain.
joe: chew? toby chew?
mr. brown: it hurts her. it shouldn’t hurt her, you know, her pussy should be bubble yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. it hurts just like it did the first time. you see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. hence, ’like a virgin’.
joe: wong?
(bkz: bunu yapan insan olamaz)
(bkz: yapma canım yapma arkada$ım yapma evladım yapma ulan)
(bkz: bir 31 çek geçer)
(bkz: yapma canım yapma arkada$ım yapma evladım yapma ulan)
(bkz: bir 31 çek geçer)
(bkz: i wanna rock)
(bkz: bunu yapan insan olamaz)
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