türk beyniyle üretilmiş süper ingilizce cümleler

turk usulu ingilizce yazisma ornegi ve cevabi

dear sir,
we send our company information attached to the mail (as pdf).
however, the cost of operation you have foreseen is very low. this may
take
more expensive. if you send drawings of your current product, we can
find
the real cost including shipping.
kind regards.

cevap:
sugar brother (seker kardesim),
be a young man for two minutes (iki dakka delikanli ol).
we put you in a man place, you become tempra (adam yerine koyduk hemen
arkaniz kalkti).
no need to be artist (artizligin luzumu yok).
we know that this work takes much money, too (bu islerin cok para
tuttugunu biz de biliyoruz).
no, why do you creating tension anymore, subtree? (hayir da, daha ne
diye gerginlik yaratiyorsun ki, dallama?).
i eat all of you nobody understands. (alayinizi yerim haberiniz olmaz).
you not understand the word, you eat the grass where i put you. (laftan
anlamiyorsunuz, hala koyduğum yerde otluyorsunuz)
no drawings mrawings my brother! (proje mroje yok kardesim!)
you make 3 kurush work camel. (3 kurusluk isi deve yaptiniz)
i understand we can not understand with you . (anlasildi biz sizinle
anlasamayacagiz.)
but, if you go with this head to army, you take nah as diploma. (ama,
siz bu kafayla giderseniz askere, nah alirsiniz teskere.)
here that much! (iste o kadar!)