dear penis

rodney carrington tarafindan seslendirilmi$ eglenceli bir $arki, flash animasyon. i$te sozleri:

dear penis,
i don’t think i like u anymore,
you used to watch me shave,
now all u do is stare at the floor.
oh dear penis,
i don’t like you anymore.

it used to be u and me,
a paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
that’s all we needed to get by.
now it seems things have changed,
i think that your the one to blame.
dear penis,
i don’t like u anymore.

now he sings,

dear rodney,
i don’t think i like u anymore,
’cause when u get to drinkin’
you put me places i’ve never been before.
dear rodney,
i dont like u anymore.

why can’t we just get a grip,
on our man to hand relationship.
come to terms with truly how we feel.
if we put our heads together,
we’d just stay home forever,
dear penis,
i think i like you after all.

oh and rodney,
while yer shavin’,
shave my balls